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Witty T-Shirt Sayings
These witty t-shirt sayings by SuburbanBaller.com will help YOU meet and greet women anywhere!
The witty sayings on our T-shirts are a unique way of meeting women. They can help you break the
ice during those first few moments when meeting someone. Go ahead, test it out!
As one of our very happy customers told us..."Many a good times with my T-shirts. Bars,
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This witty t-shirt saying...
The Music Business is a cruel and
shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die
like dogs. There's also a negative side.
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This witty t-shirt saying...
Relationships are really
worth fighting for, being
brave for, risking everything
for..Ah, pass me a tissue.
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This witty t-shirt saying...
I'm Good In Bed,
I Can Sleep All Day.
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This witty t-shirt saying...
I May Not Be Perfect, But
Parts of Me Are Excellent.
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This witty t-shirt saying...
Exercise? I think anyone who
comes upon a Nautilus machine
suddenly will agree with me that
its prototype was clearly invented
at some time in history when
torture was considered a reasonable
alternative to diplomacy.
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